Sometimes I wish Jake lived in the US because he is hilarious and he and Pilot and I could host some kind of great Grandma’s House party, but then I realize my life would lack an Australian correspondent, and how would I find out important things like this?
“It was never a dream, to be on YouTube.”
“Or tumblr.”
“It was never a dream to be on tumblr.”
ETA: WHO IS THIS GIRL WHO IS APPARENTLY IN GRANDMA’S HOUSE NOW?
(Source: Guardian)
Shit Tumblr Girls Say: The Sequel! Now with even more accuracy!
“Why can’t these writers just know what I want!” is the GPOY-iest of GPOYs, whenever I watch anything.
xylophonic asked: So I was just followed by a tumblr which is nothing but pictures someone has taken of toilets and their contents. The title was french and I am not going back to double check but I am pretty sure it translated to "a gift a day." I don't even know what to think about this.
I was just going back through my messages because if the inbox is changing to a new system, I want to save some of the better things I’ve kept in here, and found this, and well—I had to share.
Look, I don’t want to be weird, or anything, but I’ve been trying to think of a non-weird way of doing this for weeks, but I give up, and am fully accepting of however weird this may be:
Keiko, Candice. Candice, Keiko. YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST BE FOLLOWING EACH OTHER.
I saw this on my dashboard and I thought, “Wait, I just saw this earlier today.” And then I saw that there were only nine notes and I clicked and HEY of course this was reblogged from someone you both mutually follow.
I could be wrong. Maybe you will see this and click through and be like, I don’t know what Alex is thinking clearly we have nothing in common. BUT I CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE. I just feel like you both would really appreciate each other.
Too soon?
CORRECT ANSWER: NEVER TOO SOON.
I. AM. READY.
There is nothing I don’t love in this video. Stripes, side pony, Christmas, computer graphics, Mariah Carey—nothing. Alex, you are the BEST.
(Source: romantickissingporn)
(Source: adeandabet)
Last night I went through who I am following to cut down and I hovered over unfollow for this for a few minutes after seeing the last post was made eleven months ago, but I decided I could never. And I am so glad.
Yo, porn and dating spam tumblrs that will get deleted in a few hours or days, you wanna stop liking my posts? Kind of puts a damper on checking the notes of something and then seeing it’s liked by an advertising blog with “xxx” in the name… even if my note counts are all messed up and extremely inflated to begin with, for reasons I don’t know.
