1. At a time when budgets are stretched as tight as a spandex bikini on a hippopotamus, some fans will undoubtedly wonder how ABC convinced the star of box office blockbusters to appear on a daytime soap. Hang onto your stethoscopes, GH fans: [James] Franco actually approached General Hospital about the gig. The actor is reportedly using his stint in Port Charles as research for an upcoming film in which he’ll play a soap star.
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    Soap Central. Suddenly this whole thing makes more sense. I was trying to explain the whole thing to my mom a few weeks ago, and the conversation went something like this

    Me: I just don’t understand why he’s going on a soap.
    Mom: He must be hard up for money.
    Me: That’s not it. He’s like, a real actor. He’s in real movies.
    Mom: Everyone does things they don’t want to do.
    Me: No, you don’t get it. He’s up-and-coming. He’s in two graduate programs. He’s in Oscar nominated films.
    Mom: Two graduate programs? That explains it.
    Me: No, Mom, he’s famous. That doesn’t explain it.

    I am ashamed a bit at that “real actor” remark though. Sorry, soap stars, I love you and you are so real actors and I said that back when I didn’t love you enough yet. I’m so, so sorry.