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Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again they forgot about J
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

Tears of a rapper
I’m cryin’ tears of a rapper

EW gave their album a C+ largely on the basis they thought this song wasn’t as funny as “I’m On A Boat.”

Another reason for me to say fuck you, Entertainment Weekly.