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"Undermined my dad" is the part that gets me.

1. Sid Jenkins: I was just chatting to Cass, Tony.
2. Tony Stonem: Hey Cass. How was dippy world?
3. Sid Jenkins: She's better. She just got discharged from The Clinic.
4. Tony Stonem: Jesus.
5. Sid Jenkins: What?
6. Tony Stonem: Don't you ever wash?
7. Sid Jenkins: ...That's like, lipstick!
8. Tony Stonem: Yeah man. The essence of women. Or one at least. So whose the lucky lady?
9. Sid Jenkins: That's like someone kissed me!
10. Tony Stonem: Can't believe you haven't washed man. You stink!
11. Sid Jenkins: Somebody kissed me!
12. Tony Stonem: Yeah mate. But that's a complete total operator error, because you stink!
13. Sid Jenkins: I didn't have time.
14. Tony Stonem: Time? I've been home, showered, done my chi, had a wank, subtly undermined my dad, put new cloths on and here I am, with my English course work.
15. Sid Jenkins: English course work... uggh.
16. Tony Stonem: You know what Sid, sometimes I wonder why you even bother to get up in the morning. You're such a complete total fucking waste of time and-
17. [Cassie pushes a lunch tray to knock a soda on to Tony's lap]
18. Tony Stonem: AW, SHIT!
19. Cassie Ainsworth: Wow, Tony. Bummer. It looks like you pissed your self.