1. Marshall: (giving Ted a gift) It's just a little something that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
    2. Ted: (opens box) A fedora. (gasps, pulls out a whip from the box) I'm Indiana Jones. I'M INDIANA JONES!
    3. Barney: That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000--the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
    4. (everyone looks)
    5. Barney: Yeah. I have a whip guy.
    6. Ted: You know what we should do? We should--
    7. Marshall: Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.
    8. Ted: (whispering) God. You just GET me.