February 2010
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“I still don’t totally understand how tumblr works, but I do read yours...”
– My good friend Maria.
Alright, you guys can all go home. I think I just received the highest compliment a tumblr can receive. Sorry everyone’s been been wasting their time.
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WRONG, ALEX →
kzhang:
You learned that Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton!
LEAST FAVORITE LYRIC OF THE ENTIRE SONG.
Also, if you were to google “New Kids on the Block” one of the suggestions that comes up finishes that line with “had a bunch of hits.” True story.
universallypopularandwellliked asked: What is the most important fact you have learned from the critically acclaimed song "Summer Girls"?
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“We left the party at 3 last night and the bus wasn’t running anymore. It was...”
– A friend I had lunch with today. Three guesses, first two don’t count. (via kzhang)
Can we just legally change her name to “Three guesses, first two don’t count?” If I ever consider referring to her by name again I’m just going to abbreviate that instead. “Oh, I was...
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(Bitchy teacher who is sleeping with a student sees said student flirting with a girl in her class, gets jealous, and decides to punish everyone)
Bitchy teacher who is sleeping with a student: Everyone, take out a piece of paper. We're having a surprise quiz.
Everyone: WHAT?
Gorka: What? No no. No, no-no!
Bitchy teacher who is sleeping with a student: It's only one question. What is individual freedom according to Ayn Rand?
Gorka: But I don't even know who that guy is!
January 2010
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“It used to be ‘I vant to drink your blood’ and now it’s ‘I...”
– Ben Hoffman, Infomania (via qualityblog)
I remember a time when I was the only person on tumblr who came up on the search for mentioning infoMania. I am so glad that has changed.
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skinsftw:
Skins series 4 theme tune
My...
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Whaaaat?! →
(via allegra)
My reaction exactly.
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IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK:
spacejam:
Go to Butter Lane bakery, and say you heard about it from the Cupcake Gang. You’ll get TWO FOR ONE CUPCAKES.
TWO FOR ONE CUPCAKES.
TWO FOR ONE CUPCAKES.
Whichever cupcake blog in the city gets the most mentions by the end of the month gets a free dozen cupcakes.
Appetize.
Mobilize.
Devour.
It’s a full-on pastry-themed blog war, everyone. And we’re in it to win it.
Servicey...
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wikipedia windows i had open:
synecdoche:
i only restart my computer like once a week and when i do, i find all of the hidden wikipedia windows that i minimized and forgot about.
list of intervention episodes
highway hypnosis
elian gonzalez
third-wave feminism
creed (band)
firebombing
list of newsradio episodes
united states invasion of panama
saturday night live (season 31)
gloucester high school
...
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Fuck Yeah JJ's PJ's →
sydneyesque / supdogmillionaire: aka JJ Jones.
His PJs are so epic they got their own tumblr.
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Everyone is better with this bitchy doctor around.
(Reid is working)
(Luke notices him, goes over, and politely coughs to acknowledge his presence)
(Reid sighs)
Luke: Sorry to interrupt.
Reid: No, you're not.
Luke: Do you have a minute? Just to talk?
Reid: Not really. This hospital's full of whining hypochondriacs. Must be something in the water.
Luke: Well, I think you know that Noah's case is real, and--
Reid: Like this guy! 'Chronic fatigue.' (sighs) Wanna ship him COD to a leper colony. See how tired he is then.
Luke: ...your treatment methods are very unorthodox.
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Secret J.D. Salinger Documentary & Book, Now... →
Whoa whoa whoa. Salinger had a thing going with Oona O’Neill? I had no idea!
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The Best Soap You're Not Watching | TV Guide... →
Spoiler alert: It’s One Life to Live. Obviously.
On this list of 15 reasons to watch, I especially agree with #3, 6, 7, 8, 14, and 15. Not completely sold on #2 (she’s great, he’s boring). #11 is dead wrong.
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Why You Should Never Marry A Poet | Heather Bell
muscovite:
Think about it - the way that credit cards, bougainvillea, vacations, dictionaries, the road on the way to work will all never be enough. The poet wishes with her deepest bones and writes that she wishes she would have killed you in the supermarket. She wonders why she ever loved you in song. She publishes book after book. Each line detailing how your hair is ugly and monstrous...
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WatchThis is the sort of thing that makes me love One Life to Live. If I had my way, Amanda Setton would have so many Oscars by now (DAYTIME EMMYS AREN’T ENOUGH FOR HER).
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“Slate gray is my favorite color. I probably have 15 gray short-sleeve V-neck...”
– Neil Patrick Harris. (The man and I just get each other, I swear.)
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