alexandra ewing is on the internet.: Archive

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Feb 11th

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Ladies

I. “Hi, how are you today?” I ask this of every customer, except the ones on their phones. For them, I make sure to whisper when I ask “Debit or credit” or say “Here’s your receipt, have a nice day.” I suppose, for the people waiting in line, this seems very fake, but it’s their choice whether or not to engage. I am interested in hearing, usually....

Feb 11th

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Holy shit I am a tag editor for television.

Feb 10th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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PSA: Megan Lara’s much loved Troy and Abed as Calvin and Hobbes design, regularly a $26 tee on Red Bubble, is $10 today on Tee Fury. Hop to it!

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 5th

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Feb 5th

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Feb 5th

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Watch

It’s Saturday! No one is on tumblr! You are bored! Don’t you want to listen to the second episode of TV Overkill? This time we discuss Sherlock, Skins, My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, and Happy Endings. Christina and I are making an attempt to record more regularity, so there shouldn’t be another month wait for episode 3. Probably just two weeks! As I say somewhere near the end of...

Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Questions about Grandma's House on a Friday night.

What will Adam be like? I felt like a lot of the Adam comedy derived from looking like a little twerp but then being aggressively sexual (in a completely immature way—“I didn’t even have sex with her, just wanked into her pencil case”). But almost two years will have elapsed between filming of the first and second series. Will this be a problem? Is Clive still around? I...

Feb 4th

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Feb 3rd

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Today's daily Google News UK search for "Simon... →

Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Two star day.

You’ll come up short, over and over and over again. So don’t bother. The time to embrace reality has come—you’re never going anywhere or doing anything interesting with your life. In fact, you should just give up now and save everyone else the agony of hearing you complain. I have a habit of reading my horoscope for hours when I am at my most depressed. If I were honest...

Feb 3rd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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“She took her work to bed with her, scrawling the world “Girl!” over and over...”

– just reading a 2000 article about the CosmoGirl magazine. (via synecdoche) No lies, the early 2000’s CosmoGirl was one of the best magazines I ever read. And then they sent Atoosa to Seventeen or YM or whatever and it was never the same.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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The good kind of stressful situation

There are too many people reblogging that one Moonstruck post and I don’t know which one to like.

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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the country has more student loan debt than credit...

epicinvain: only 28% of Americans have a college degree. How in the fuck, America?

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Heidi Klum and her ex-husband Seal with it.

mooncomeshiningdown: (Only my super dedicated followers and followers of the latest celeb gossip will get this.) I’M GOING TO MISS SAYING THIS SO MUCH.

Jan 24th

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