supdogmillionaire:
So I have literally never watched anything to do with this kid nor have I ever heard his music. But this interview makes me appreciate him and his career. You go, Justin Bieber. You go.
Oh Abby. This made him seem semi-adorable but my first exposure was the 1:35 mark in this video and it is pretty much what I will always think of.
In Essen? Next to a skating rink? In ESSEN?
David Chang plans to open a restaurant called Young Asian Cuisine in Essen next to a skating rink—according to a two-year-old plot line on my beloved German figuring skating soap. I laughed a lot at the idea of it—I don’t understand who writes this show but whoever does, I appreciate their rich inner fantasy lives.
In Essen? SERIOUSLY?
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I used to know a guy who attended school in Dubai—I cited this as one of many reasons I’d like to visit, and referenced a fair amount of a wonderful New Yorker article I’d read a few years before. It was to my surprise that he hated it there precisely for the reasons I still want to visit.
Wednesday Addams knows where babies come from.
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Random child:
And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angels told the stork--
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(Pugsley shakes his head in disbelief at Wednesday)
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Random child:
--and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond, under a leaf, in the cabbage patch, and then the diamond turned into a baby.
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Pugsley:
Our parents are having a baby too.
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Wednesday:
They had sex.
Wednesday Addams actually has good advice on a wide variety of subjects. Here, marriage.
I can’t believe I didn’t actually post this on Thanksgiving—this is easily my favorite part of the holiday every year: the play from Addams Family Values.
“Remember: these savages are our guests. We must not be surprised at any of their strange customs.”
I am also thankful for good characters and not having soap opera problems.
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(Annettechen and Häschen are pretty drunk and complaining about their love lives)
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Roman:
Deniz is stupid
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Annette:
Everyone's stupid.
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Roman:
Except for us.
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Annette:
True. You know what else is stupid? That we're sitting here right now. Us! Statistically, we're part of the largest group in our social circle that's always having fun. It's scientifically proven. They've done studies on it.
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Roman:
Who did the studies? But, hang on... What about Ingo? He's pretty funny sometimes.
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Annette:
Ingo's not funny, Ingo is stupid.
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Roman:
Olga is awesome.
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(Olga is Ingo's eighteen-year-old dead plant.)
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Annette:
That's true.
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Roman:
Because she doesn't argue.
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Annette:
Let's do something fun. Come on. Come on!
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(Roman pulls out shot glasses while Annette gets tequila; they turn to face each other)
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Roman:
Two idiots, one idea.
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Annette:
We're gonna have fun now.
I am thankful for Roman Wild (always) and good writing.
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perpetua:
James Franco as “Franco” on the 11/24/2009 episode of General Hospital. He’s a magnificently cheesy sleaze. He should make the rest of his career some kind of weird joke.
It’s really weird to see Daniel Desario hitting on Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century.